What if video games were real

The screen then shifts to two guards with Snake crawling inside a cardboard box. One of the guards spots Snake and neutralizes him with his rifle. Anthony explains to a girl that he was dropped on his head as a child. The Prince then rolls the ball around Anthony and the woman, attempting to roll them up. Ian, two guys, and a girl are sitting on a couch when a terrified Anthony runs in and says, "Someone removed the freakin' toilet!

Everybody starts screaming in horror with Anthony even having a toilet accident in his pants shortly after. Lara is running through a forest. She stops and rests by a tree, exclaiming her back hurts from her breast implants. Link Ian is vandalizing someone's front yard and smashing their pottery. Suddenly, the owner of the house Anthony walks out and asks him, "What the hell are you doing with all of my stuff? Two burglars played by Ian and Anthony are beating up Sonic with baseball bats.

The one on the right Anthony tells his friend he does not see any gold rings asks if the other sees any. The other burglar Ian says there are no rings but blood. A carjacker Anthony is running away from Sergeant Anous Ian. He runs up to a parked car and tries to break the window open with his elbow, but does not even damage it. Anous corners him, and the "Busted" screen from the Grand Theft Auto series appears.

Maxwell Ian is eating a sandwich when he realizes that he's thirsty. He writes the word 'milk' on a piece of paper and impatiently waits for his milk to appear. When it doesn't, Maxwell yells "Bob Saget! On the way there, Ian gets a text from Anthony, which tells him to bring Goldeneye.

Distracted, Ian bumps into a bookshelf, which falls on him. Ian isn't strong enough to take it off and calls for help. Master Chief then shows up and offers some help. He tries to lift the bookshelf but walks away in frustration when he can't lift it. Ian angrily yells at Master Chief, saying he won't care if it took him "ten minutes or ten years" to get out.

Ten years pass, and a skeleton is seen under the bookshelf, which appears to be Ian's. Ian then walks up and asks who left the skeleton under the bookshelf.

Smosh Wiki Explore. Wiki Staff. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? If Video Games Were Real. Ian eats a ball of dough to "see what it tastes like. The next scene shows Ian devouring Anthony's arm while the latter screams in agony. Ian admits that video games would be stupid if they were realistic and Anthony remarks that Ian's just never going to take his word for it.

Ian admits that he never will before leaving for his rollerblade lessons, struggling to skate out the house. As Ian starts to head for his lessons, he stumbles and accidentally gropes Kitana.

Ian tries to explain that it wasn't what it looked like, but Kitana punches Ian in anger and uses her finishing fire breath move to incinerate him. Smosh Wiki Explore. Wiki Staff. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? History Talk 0. Do you like this video? Play Sound. Click it! Get a life! Get it? Get a life? It's a joke, you're supposed to laugh at the jokes? Fine, be that way! I'm gonna go jump off this ledge! Categories If Universal Conquest Wiki.

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